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Pokemon Pick Up Lines: Get Her Number!

Are you ready to battle with these Pokemon pick up lines in real life? Do you have master balls? Watch us use Pokemon references to pick up hot girls GET BLOOPERS & EXTRAS HERE: tinyurl.com Watch full, un-edited clips here: tinyurl.com Tweet this video: bit.ly Share this video on Facebook: on.fb.me Music by Mike Diva: www.youtube.com — Lines used (in order): 1. Prepare for trouble, make it double 2. You are so hot, you just woke up the Snorlax… in my pants 3. Rattata (Rattatap) that ass 4. I will be your Nidoking, you can be your Nidoqueen 5. Some girls like it from the front, some girls like it from the back, and you probably like it in the Meowth 6. I got a first edition Charizard, holographic! 7. If you were a pokemon, I’d choose you 8. I have master balls 9. Do you like it fast or are you a fan of the Slowpoke? 10. Look up Kong in your Pokedex… 11. I would love to Squirtle all over your face 12. (I would love to Pikachu later) 13. You just made my Weedle use string shot 14. You have very nice Jigglypuffs… are they real? Can I confirm? 15. Brock Obama 16. Are you going to be boring or be exciting and take a Chansey? 17. Are you about to fight the Elite Four? 18. Whoa, Slowbro 19. I had to shave my pubes last night to get rid of my krabby (krabbies) 20. My Caterpie just evolved into a Metapod 21. Me, you, and your boyfriend will have a dugtrio 22. I wanna be the very best like no one ever was. To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause 23. What’s

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25 thoughts on “Pokemon Pick Up Lines: Get Her Number!

  1. i challenge you guys to pickup girls by being as short and simple and to-the-point as possible. straight up go up to the girls and say as little words as possible to get their numbers.

  2. I PISSED myself at the last one. Bug they don’t appear. You need a poke flute to awake them. In blue that is. (Sad that I know that)

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